Lamar Odom takes rest of the season off to wash his vagina

Lamar Odom will not be playing any more games this season.

Lamar Odom is a Sad Panda

For those of you who haven’t been following this tragic story let me fill you in.  Lamar Odom was completely confused and very butthurt that the Lakers would actually have the nerve  to try and get the best point guard in the league.  He then demanded a trade and was lucky enough to go to the defending champions, the Dallas Mavericks.  He then pouted his way to the worst season of his career, took some time off to pout and cook his wife some large meals and came back even worse.  Dallas decided it’s not even worth playing him at all anymore so for now on the box score will read Lamar Odom – DNP-SAD.

One thought on “Lamar Odom takes rest of the season off to wash his vagina

  1. Deactivated by the Mavs ….. there’s one team in the league that loves players that quit on there team he will be a ny knick. Bring on eddy cur.. I mean lamar odom get fitted for your jersey

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