Please let this happen

It has been rumored that the Miami Heat are seriously looking at Eddie Curry.  Yes, the same guy who ate burgers on the Knicks bench for two years.  Last year he weighed 350 pounds.  Let me repeat three hundred and fifty pounds.  Allegedly he is down to 300 and 288 is what the Heat want him to get down to.

In a perfect world Eddy gets down to say 285.  The Heat, impressed with his motivation for a paycheck…er…to play again signs him for a few million a.k.a. the rest of their cap space.  Eddie, delighted to get paid again celebrates at the buffet.  Over and over again until he’s 400 pounds and less productive than Erick Dampier.

Episode 70: Finals Preview

We preview the finals matchup between the Dallas Mavericks and the Miami Heat, give our picks for who’s going to win the series, and compare rosters for the current teams as well as the ’06 rosters.  Download Episode 70

Episode 67: The Happy Episode

Why are we so happy?  Well the Heat lost.  That’s it really, the Heat lost and we’re happy.  We recap the Heat/Bulls game, the Grizzlies/Thunder game and we talk about some Knicks stories.  Download Episode 67

Episode 66: The Week in Review

We talk about the last weeks games including the 3OT Grizzlies/Thunder game, the elimination of the Atlanta Hawks, and Miami eliminating Boston.  Download Episode 66

Episode 64: Game 2’s; the Upset Edition

We talk about the 2nd round series between the Bulls and Hawks, Celtics and Heat, Grizzlies and Thunder and Mavs and Lakers.  Download Episode 64

Episode 52: Interview with David Dwork

Today we interview David Dwork, Miami Heat blogger for The Peninsula is Mightier.  We talk about the decision, Miami’s bench, who David would and would not like to see in the playoffs, coach Erik Spoelstra, the possibility of reviving the Miami/New York rivalry of the 90’s, and much more. Download Episode 52

Do you think Lebron wants to re-think the Decision?

The result of last night’s Heat vs. Trailblazers game.

"There are a couple guys crying in the locker room right now,” Heat coach Erik Spoelstra said. "It’s not a question of want."

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/03/heat-coach-couple-of-guys-are-crying-in-locker-room.html

I do not think I could make a joke funnier than the actual story here.

Episode 32: It was the Glasses

Jay and Marc recap the last two games vs. the Atlanta Hawks and the Miami Heat and talk about what to expect in the Detroit Pistons game.  We try to figure out who is going to play if Chandler, Stoudemire and Williams are all out, what happens in practice, if Mozgov is ready to get some minutes again, and if Roger Mason is going to hit a shot to double his shooting percentage.  We go over some ridiculous Miami Heat articles and top it all off with an interview with Stan from KnicksKnotes.com  Download Episode 32

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Episode 28: Everyone’s Injured

Jay and Marc give their thoughts on the last two games vs. the Portland Trailblazers and the Utah Jazz.  2 Heated minutes starring LeBrons tweets and Miami’s bench.  The Carmelo Anthony trade rumors drag on.  Roger Mason stats!  We go around the NBA and talk about the Clippers, Grizzlies and Lakers.  The who’s on Cleveland guessing game.  Is Thabeet the biggest bust ever?  The 2011 slam dunk contest.  Download Episode 28

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