2048-49 NBA Power Rankings

ESPN already beat us to the punch with their power rankings through 2017 so we decided to go ahead and release our 2048-49 NBA Power Rankings.

#30 – Sacramento Kings – The Kings are convinced this is the year that their team of shoot first players with no real position end their 55 year no playoff drought. They are so committed to this style of play that they have eliminated the PG position and threw out their playbook as they’ll only be running iso plays anyway.

#29 – Minnesota Timberwolves – We all know their fate after they recently dropped the Timberwolves nickname and renamed the team the Minnesota Groomers after losing the 7th superstar in row that they groomed before the player went on to win a title elsewhere. It seems like no one since Garnett has been willing to spend more than 4 years in this cold dark hell hole.

#28 – Portland Trailblazers – I mean why in gods name would you spend your number one pick on Greg Oden’s son???

#27 – Houston Rockets – Looks like Houston is sticking to the plan of assembling a team that excels in all 47 advanced stat categories but aren’t actually very good on the court.

#26 – Utah No Jazz – After Utah broke off from the United States in 2030 to form their own Mormon nation things got a little tough for this franchise as the new Mormon nation has banned music, drinking, cheering, and passing.  I do like their choice for coach though as there is no coach better prepared for a team that is not allowed to pass than 105 year old Mike Woodson.

#25 – Kansas City Pistons – The players are finally getting used to playing in Kansas City after Detroit was destroyed in the Great Robot Wars of 2042.

#24 – Los Angeles Lakers – Why are the Lakers still paying $45M/year for Kobe just to show up at games? Continue reading

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2014 Playoff Predictions

Eastern Conference

Jay’s Picks

1st Round
Atlanta vs Indiana -Indiana in 5
Charlotte vs Miami -Miami in 5
Brooklyn vs Toronto – Brooklyn in 6
Chicago vs Washington – Chicago in 6

Conference Semis
Indiana vs Chicago – Indiana in 6
Miami vs Brooklyn – Miami in 6 Continue reading

Episode 213 Part 2: The Draft Continues

Marc finally gets to draft a player again after waiting for over an hour, another teams auto-draft goes berzerk, we cut the recording once everyone was only able to spend $1 per player

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A Scoring Comparison

A big thanks to Patrick for making these charts. So we’ve been talking about how the Knicks offense is predictable when Melo and/or JR is on the floor and stagnant when they are off.  And this chart would be even more skewed if you consider Amare missed 53 games last season.  This breakout of team scoring pretty much sums that up:

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Now lets take a look at that when compared to the two teams that made the finals last year.  First the Miami Heat: Continue reading

Episode 204: The 2013 Draft

Marc and Jay know nothing about college basketball so they try and do a draft review until Will calls in to explain what the hell is going on.  We also try to figure out how in the world Brooklyn just added Garnett and Pierce while the Knicks might lose Copeland for financial reasons.

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Episode 202: End of the Season Grades

Marc and Jay talk about the first two finals games and answer listener questions.  Then Brock replaces Marc to give the end of the season grades for the Knicks roster.

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Knicks Player Tweet of the Week

We may have to start doing tweet of the day as JR is always up to something on Twitter

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Michael (@delacmi1) scours twitter all week to find our Knicks player Tweet of the Week every Monday morning.