The Knicks treat me like a battered wife

Man this team is tough to watch. It is like the same old awful show night after night. I don’t even know what to say. And, the 4th quarter was a disaster. So I am going to focus only on the positives. Here are 10 positive things about tonight’s Knicks game:

  1. Not a single player died from radiation poisoning during tonight’s Knicks game.
  2. If the Knicks keep playing this way they will have more time to spend with their families this April.
  3. Bucks fans visiting MSG for their first time had a fun night.
  4. Jay gets to update his Knicks Effect column (Brandon Jennings: season high 37 points).
  5. Jared Jeffies only was allowed to play for 2 minutes tonight (I would knock the 18 minutes Anthony Carter played but he was +10 on the night).
  6. Amare scored more than 13 points…YAY!
  7. The Knicks defense held the Bucks to only 102 points which would have produced a win in most of the pre-Carmelo games so NICE LOCKDOWN D.
  8. Knicks fans who missed tonight’s game didn’t really MISS tonight’s game (to rip-off Office Space).
  9. With 13 total assists tonight, the Knicks refused to fall for the conventional wisdom that a good offense involves passing.
  10. Anthony Randolph had 24 points and 15 rebounds tonight…way to finally show off that potential!


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