How to Fix the Knicks (A fan post)

Written by Stephen

Get rid of management. Hire new management. Has to be the absolute best available. Overpay like a mother fucker if you have to.

I’d hire Sam Hinkie.

Hire Ewing as coach. Three year contract at the bare minimum. Give him a year or two to work shit out. He’ll have a bad team. Long leash.

Make sure he gets the best associate coaches available. Overpay like a mother fucker if you have to. Knicks got money for days.

Nothing but absolute respect between the Knicks and Ewing from now on, even if he doesn’t work out as a HC.

Hinkie will know what to do with Carmelo. I say trade him, but Hinkie wouldn’t do it without fleecing someone. Carmelo wouldn’t say no to a trade at this point.

Acquire assets. First round picks, second round picks. Stockpile that shit. Bottom out like Philly did.

Top three draft picks for three years minimum. Don’t start making shit better till you got a mad amount of young talent on the roster.

Porzingis will have a solid young team to grow around him.

If you end up with talent that’s not gonna fit, trade that shit. That’s why you acquire assets.

No more bad contracts. No more dumb trades. Keep every pick.

Knicks don’t got to worry about ticket sales. Fans will buy tickets regardless. People will jizz over whatever picks they get.

If the Knicks got Ben Simmons, you guys would be so happy. That’s why Jay’s a fucking retard.

Hinkie is great at explaining shit. Just make sure he does so. I’m sure he knows that’s where he fucked up in Philly.

Goal is to be the worst team in the Eastern Conference every single year.

Build a culture. All the young players should know they’re building towards something great.

Losing takes a toll, but they’ll have all the opportunity in the world. They get to go out there every night and make mistakes. Just make sure they got the best guidance.

Sign some veterans to help with that culture shit.

Extremely important to hire the best training staff available. You want the best in the industry. Spare no expense. Everything has to be the absolute best. Poach the best staff from other teams.

There’s no reason for Dolan to spare a single fucking dime.

New York media might fuck shit up like the retards they are, but it’s worth a shot. Also, I’m not sure if Ewing is willing to tank. He’s from a different generation.

Ewing wouldn’t have to throw games. Just don’t put him in a position to win. Goal for Ewing and the players should be to win every game.

Don’t give them a chance, though. They have to be the worst. Second last and last might be the difference between Ben Simmons and Brandon Ingram.

I don’t care what you think. It’s always better to have first choice.

2048-49 NBA Power Rankings

ESPN already beat us to the punch with their power rankings through 2017 so we decided to go ahead and release our 2048-49 NBA Power Rankings.

#30 – Sacramento Kings – The Kings are convinced this is the year that their team of shoot first players with no real position end their 55 year no playoff drought. They are so committed to this style of play that they have eliminated the PG position and threw out their playbook as they’ll only be running iso plays anyway.

#29 – Minnesota Timberwolves – We all know their fate after they recently dropped the Timberwolves nickname and renamed the team the Minnesota Groomers after losing the 7th superstar in row that they groomed before the player went on to win a title elsewhere. It seems like no one since Garnett has been willing to spend more than 4 years in this cold dark hell hole.

#28 – Portland Trailblazers – I mean why in gods name would you spend your number one pick on Greg Oden’s son???

#27 – Houston Rockets – Looks like Houston is sticking to the plan of assembling a team that excels in all 47 advanced stat categories but aren’t actually very good on the court.

#26 – Utah No Jazz – After Utah broke off from the United States in 2030 to form their own Mormon nation things got a little tough for this franchise as the new Mormon nation has banned music, drinking, cheering, and passing.  I do like their choice for coach though as there is no coach better prepared for a team that is not allowed to pass than 105 year old Mike Woodson.

#25 – Kansas City Pistons – The players are finally getting used to playing in Kansas City after Detroit was destroyed in the Great Robot Wars of 2042.

#24 – Los Angeles Lakers – Why are the Lakers still paying $45M/year for Kobe just to show up at games? Continue reading

Madison Moses

Written by Anish Philip @dak0mish

If Knicks fans are liking what San Antonio has done, we’re going to love what’s in store for our own future. 

The Spurs are a model franchise that all teams can look to. Stability, sacrifice, teamwork, consistency, execution, discipline, (enter any other media buzzword). Poppovich is revered and worshipped. TP9 and Manu are both 1st ballot HoF guys along with the best PF of all time.

Since 99:

Spurs under Popovich (16 years straight)
6 title appearances
4 titles (possibly 5 after this year)

The Spurs are everything the Knicks are not. Continue reading

Episode 190: Back to the Future

Jay and Marc reflect on the season that just passed, talk about this week and the Knicks signing of Quentin Richardson and Earl Barron, Rasheed Wallace retiring and look at all the playoff matchups and make their predictions.

Download Episode 190

Sure Glad the Knicks made sure Brewer was included in the trade

The Knicks Could Use a Good Geek

The Knicks waive Corey Brewer

“Free agent Corey Brewer is expected to talk to the Mavs, Spurs and Celtics Tuesday, a source tells Yahoo’s Adrian Wojnarowski.”

Good call Knicks. I can see the future quote now: “Donnie Walsh kicks himself for not realizing Corey Brewer could be a good role player. Walsh promises to never to use the pick the guy’s name out of a hat method to cut players in the future.”