| The Knicks went 2-2 since the last rankings. If they keep up a pace like this it’ll be enough to just miss the playoffs while also ensuring we don’t get any of the 4 amazing PG’s in this years draft. Knicks! | |||
| Rank | Player | Comments | Last weeks Rank |
| 1 | Anthony, Carmelo | Melo continued his hot streak on offense this week. He’s been very good..on offense. Offensively Melo is really good. | 1 |
| 2 | Rose, Derrick | Rose is also really good on offense. Well not so much the passing aspect, but he can take it to the hole at an elite level. | 2 |
| 3 | Hernangomez, Willy | You might have noticed that I’ve been ignoring the word defense. Since the Knicks ignore it I figured I should too. Anyway (B)Willy lit it up the 2 games he got actual minutes. No reason Noah should be getting more minutes than (B)Willy at this point. | 9 |
| 4 | Holiday, Justin | Hi, my name is Justin Holiday. You might recognize me as the guy who digs the starting lineup out of a 10+ point defecit literally every single game. Might have something to do with that D word the guys in the top 2 spots hate so much. | 5 |
| 5 | Lee, Courtney | Lee got way too much flac for not taking the final shot against the Wizards. There was literally a guy standing right next to him on the court yelling and waiving his arms. You’d think that was another player too. | 7 |
| 6 | Baker, Ron | You might look at Bakers numbers and wonder why he is so high on the list. It’s not that he’s a great defender, but he does look like Gary Payton compared to Rose and Jennings. | 3 |
| 7 | O’Quinn, Kyle | O’Quinns minutes have been all over the place lately, but in his lone start of the week he was really good. | 8 |
| 8 | Jennings, Brandon | Jennings plays juuuust good enough to keep his spot in the rotation, but that’s just because the Knicks backcourt is a flaming dumpster fire. | 10 |
| 9 | Porzingis, Kristaps | Porzingis has looked pretty bad. He had a 1 rebound game this week. Playing injured or sophomore slump? | 11 |
| 10 | Kuzminskas, Mindaugas | Pretty bad week for Kuz, but I have a feeling he’ll bounce back. He looks pretty confident when he’s on the court. | 4 |
| 11 | Noah, Joakim | Hi, I’m Joakim. I’m hot garbage at everything except rebounding. I airball free throws. I also start over 2 guys playing way better than me. | 6 |
| 12 | Plumlee, Marshall | Given a few more minutes Marshall could end up being the 3rd center on this team who is better than Noah. | 13 |
| 13 | Thomas, Lance | Now that Lance has been out I realize just how little I miss him. | 12 |
| 14 | Vujacic, Sasha | It’s a good thing we have Sasha taking up space on the bench instead of taking a chance on guys like Chasson Randle. | 14 |
| 15 | Ndour, Maurice | Same comment as above but replace Sasha with Maurice. | 15 |