The Knicks went 2-2 since the last rankings. If they keep up a pace like this it’ll be enough to just miss the playoffs while also ensuring we don’t get any of the 4 amazing PG’s in this years draft. Knicks! |
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Rank |
Player |
Comments |
Last weeks Rank |
1 |
Anthony, Carmelo |
Melo continued his hot streak on offense this week. He’s been very good..on offense. Offensively Melo is really good. |
1 |
2 |
Rose, Derrick |
Rose is also really good on offense. Well not so much the passing aspect, but he can take it to the hole at an elite level. |
2 |
3 |
Hernangomez, Willy |
You might have noticed that I’ve been ignoring the word defense. Since the Knicks ignore it I figured I should too. Anyway (B)Willy lit it up the 2 games he got actual minutes. No reason Noah should be getting more minutes than (B)Willy at this point. |
9 |
4 |
Holiday, Justin |
Hi, my name is Justin Holiday. You might recognize me as the guy who digs the starting lineup out of a 10+ point defecit literally every single game. Might have something to do with that D word the guys in the top 2 spots hate so much. |
5 |
5 |
Lee, Courtney |
Lee got way too much flac for not taking the final shot against the Wizards. There was literally a guy standing right next to him on the court yelling and waiving his arms. You’d think that was another player too. |
7 |
6 |
Baker, Ron |
You might look at Bakers numbers and wonder why he is so high on the list. It’s not that he’s a great defender, but he does look like Gary Payton compared to Rose and Jennings. |
3 |
7 |
O’Quinn, Kyle |
O’Quinns minutes have been all over the place lately, but in his lone start of the week he was really good. |
8 |
8 |
Jennings, Brandon |
Jennings plays juuuust good enough to keep his spot in the rotation, but that’s just because the Knicks backcourt is a flaming dumpster fire. |
10 |
9 |
Porzingis, Kristaps |
Porzingis has looked pretty bad. He had a 1 rebound game this week. Playing injured or sophomore slump? |
11 |
10 |
Kuzminskas, Mindaugas |
Pretty bad week for Kuz, but I have a feeling he’ll bounce back. He looks pretty confident when he’s on the court. |
4 |
11 |
Noah, Joakim |
Hi, I’m Joakim. I’m hot garbage at everything except rebounding. I airball free throws. I also start over 2 guys playing way better than me. |
6 |
12 |
Plumlee, Marshall |
Given a few more minutes Marshall could end up being the 3rd center on this team who is better than Noah. |
13 |
13 |
Thomas, Lance |
Now that Lance has been out I realize just how little I miss him. |
12 |
14 |
Vujacic, Sasha |
It’s a good thing we have Sasha taking up space on the bench instead of taking a chance on guys like Chasson Randle. |
14 |
15 |
Ndour, Maurice |
Same comment as above but replace Sasha with Maurice. |
15 |