| 3-1 this week as the Knicks make their playoff push. Hahaha, just kidding about the playoffs. They beat two crappy teams and 1 good team missing 40% of their starting lineup and also got completely annihilated against a good team. The Knicks final 7 games are all against playoff teams so this will probably be the last semi nice rankings of the season. I forsee much bitterness in the final two weeks. | |||
| Rank | Player | Comments | Last weeks Rank |
| 1 | Anthony, Carmelo | At first I was thinking the Knicks have 43 losses, how much worse would they be without Melo? Then I realized the answer is they’d much much worse. | 2 |
| 2 | Smith, J.R. | JR had a very good week, and played out of his mind against the Kings. I’m worried that he’s gone from about 10 shots a night to 15+, that doesn’t bode well for when he goes cold again. And he will. | 5 |
| 3 | Prigioni, Pablo | His plus minus shows he knows how to run an offense. He gets shredded by opposing guards fairly often but at least he does many other things on the court better than the rest of our sorry backcourt. | 3 |
| 4 | Chandler, Tyson | Would have put him 3rd for having a few good games but 1 point and 4 rebounds against the Suns? Shame on you Tyson. | 4 |
| 5 | Stoudemire, Amar’e | Two good games before his streak of playing really well ended. He got some rest last night so maybe he’ll be ready to dominate during the Knicks EPIC PLAYOFF PUUUUUUSHHH, hahahahaha. | 1 |
| 6 | Shumpert, Iman | Remember when Shumpert could play offense? He’s this high because he plays defense and contrary to Woodsons opinion defense does mean something. | 6 |
| 7 | Hardaway Jr., Tim | His shot was off all week but he somehow posted a positive +/- in every game this week. Something we’re going to need for this exciting, riveting PLAYOFF PUSH!!!!!!! Hahahahaha. | 9 |
| 8 | Aldrich, Cole | I like how Woodson is actually using a backup center sometimes. Not when Tyson is putting up 1 point, the Knicks are getting embarrassed though. Why try anything different when you are down by 30. | 7 |
| 9 | Felton, Raymond | Trey Burke didn’t go off last night. That makes one straight game that opposing guards didn’t go off. Progress. Progress we’ll need for the final 7 games of the Kicks 2013-14 PLAYOFF PUSH, lol. | 11 |
| 10 | Shannon Brown | Shannon Brown. 2 points and 1 steal in less than a minute against the Warriors. That’s the kind of productivity we’re going to need for the end of the season, totally exciting and realistic playoff push! | 12 |
| 11 | Murry, Toure’ | I get it now. Woodson is saving Murry so he’s fully rested for all of these playoff games the Knicks will be playing. | 8 |
| 12 | Jeremy Tyler | Only one game out! We’ll ignore that it’s 2 in the loss column and don’t have a tiebreaker so it’s essentially 3 games with 7 to go because Tyler is ready for the totally feasable, definitely doable PLAYOFF PUSH! | 10 |
| 13 | Martin, Kenyon | I hope K-Mart comes back this week because if there is one thing he knows how to do it’s push for the playoffs. | 13 |
| 14 | Bargnani, Andrea | Sucks for you Bargs. You were stuck on all those lottery teams only to get to the Knicks at the height of their amazing run to the playoffs and are too injured to play! | 14 |
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