The Knicks almost went 2 weeks without a win. After a quick start where Denver hit 237 open 3’s they remembered they totally suck and ended up getting blown out. Things aren’t very good right now but I’ll try and find a few positives in this weeks rankings. | |||
Rank | Player | Comments | Last weeks Rank |
1 | Anthony, Carmelo | Melo had an insane week and I’m now convinced that the Knicks would be completely incapable of winning any games should Melo go down. | 4 |
2 | Smith, J.R. | JR played really well during an early Sunday game. This may never happen ever again so I’m rewarding him with the #2 spot this week. Kudos for not being hungover on a Sunday morning! | 8 |
3 | Dalembert, Samuel | Dalembert was the 3rd best player on the Knicks this week. In related news the Knicks are 3-9. | 5 |
4 | Acy, Quincy | Acy did a good job of not being terrible this week. I’d still rather see him come in off the bench but Fisher needs a few more years of data to figure out Melo is better at the 4. | 10 |
5 | Larkin, Shane | I’d love to see our point guard get some assists. I mean he got some, but more than 2 would be nice. Did Calderon die? Where is this guy? | 2 |
6 | Wear, Travis | Wear looked really good against Utah. Moar Wear plz. | 12 |
7 | Smith, Jason | Jason Smith is a good guy to play if you have a need for lots of 20 foot jumpers being taken. If you want lots of 20 foot jumpers being made you might have to look elsewhere. | 7 |
8 | Stoudemire, Amar’e | Amares rebounding rampage came to an end. He didn’t play bad in the 2 games he played in but he seems like an awkward fit at this point. | 3 |
9 | Shumpert, Iman | Shumpert was on his way to another great week until he got injured. We’re now down to Dalembert as our only plus defender and he plays 20 minutes a game. Come back soon Shump! | 1 |
10 | Prigioni, Pablo | Priggy hasn’t looked right all season. Is it a slump or is it because he’s almost 40? | 11 |
11 | Aldrich, Cole | Cole is pretty much out of the rotation again. I guess the Knicks only have need for 1 slow white guy who bricks 20 foot jumpers. | 9 |
12 | Hardaway Jr., Tim | THJ was terrible this week. Like really really bad. He was a -21 in 16 minutes against Utah and shot 4-18 over the 3 games this week. Not impressed. | 6 |
13 | Early, Cleanthony | We had an Early sighting against Utah! Wouldn’t he be better off playing 25 minutes a night in the d-league to develop rather than 7 minutes a week on the Knicks? | 13 |
14 | Calderon, Jose | OK Jose, enough is enough. Our PG rotation is a guy who can’t finish or pass and an almost 40 year old. Suck it up and get back on the court. Play 30-35 minutes a game and don’t get injured again the rest of the season. | 14 |
15 | Bargnani, Andrea | Same comments as Jose’s except the exact opposite. | 15 |